Are Webmasters Actually Ninjas?
1)Webmasters enjoy working at night when no one else is
around and it is quiet. Ninjas work at night under the cover
of darkness. 2)Ninjas where tight fitting black clothing and black shoes.
Webmasters wear tight fitting black T-shirts. 3)Ninjas rely on cunning skill and black magic tricks to
accomplish their mission. Webmasters often resort to black
hat SEO tricks in order to get their pages ranked well in
Google and Yahoo. 4)Ninjas use smoke bombs to disappear. Webmasters are much
more advanced in this area. They do not even need smoke
bombs. They often disappear without notice. You have a
better chance of getting a Ninja on the phone in 2005 than
you do your programmer. 5)Ninjas use deception as a tactic to confuse and spread
fear. Webmasters deceive everyone. Only they can understand
their massive file structures. 6)Ninjas use their special insight to view the source of
their enemy’s power. Webmasters use ‘view source’ as an age
old intelligence gathering technique about their enemy. 7)Ninjas use a secret code to communication to other ninjas.
Webmasters use heavily coded languages to IM other
designers. No one has any idea what they are talking about. 8)Ninjas have been known to throw sharp metallic objects
when encountering an enemy. Webmasters have been known to
throw metallic data processing units across the room when
encountering a blue screen. 9)Ninjas are hired because the client doesn’t want to
confront the enemy himself. Webmasters are hired because the
client doesn’t want to confront the “HTML for Dummies”
himself.
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